Oh, man.

602
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:35,930
You made friends with them.

603
00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:39,840
See, friendship is the booze
they feed you...

604
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:43,570
...to get you drunk
and feel like you belong.

605
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,810
Well, it was fun.

606
00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:48,240
Because they make you feel cool.

607
00:50:49,990 --> 00:50:53,930
-Hey, I met you. You are not cool.
-I know.

608
00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:57,280
Even when I thought I was,
I knew I wasn't.

609
00:50:57,530 --> 00:50:59,810
Because we are uncool.

610
00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:04,210
While women will always be
a problem for guys like us...

611
00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:07,810
...most of the great art in the world
is about that very problem.

612
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:11,610
Good-looking people,
they got no spine.

613
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:14,610
Their art never lasts.

614
00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:17,250
They get the girls, but we're smarter.

615
00:51:19,170 --> 00:51:23,910
-Yeah, I can really see that now.
-Because great art is about...

616
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,250
...guilt and longing...

617
00:51:26,490 --> 00:51:29,960
...and love disguised as sex,
and sex disguised as love.

618
00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:34,210
Hey, let's face it,
you got a big head start.

619
00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:35,610
I'm glad you were home.

620
00:51:35,850 --> 00:51:38,450
I'm always home. I'm uncool.

621
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,650
-Me too.
-You're doing great, you know?

622
00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:44,530
The only true currency in
this bankrupt world...

623
00:51:44,770 --> 00:51:47,850
...is what you share with someone else
when you're uncool.